Embarring penile surgery. How do I deal with it?

Me and my mates are lets say... a pretty stupid bunch. We had a dare and it ended up with me dangling my bits over the crocodile enclosure. Well i didn't notice the crock right underneath me. It jumped up and..well..ouch...no more for me. But there is hope! The surgeons said they could remove my foot and reattach to the area where my used to occupy. Well i figure it would look very stupid having a foot for my wang. It would be painful for the opposite even. However im willing to take that risk. The question is though, how will i deal with having what i like to call a fenis?